Keyword: Letters

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corollary: Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the boss is reading it.

I would have answered your letter sooner, but you didn’t send one.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox.

The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.


The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the post long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

(1956 – ) American comedian

When a letter simply addressed to "Duffy the Dope" was delivered to me, I knew it was time to retire.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist