Keyword: Liars

A liar should have a good memory.

Memory Murphy’s Laws People

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer
Beliefs Golf Honesty Lies Sports

You’d call an alligator a lizard.

Miscellaneous

We have in England a curious belief in first-rate people, meaning all the people we do not know; and this consoles us for the undeniable second-rateness of the people we do know.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Characteristics England People Places

A gold mine is a hole in the ground with a liar on top.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics

His mouth ain’t no prayerbook.

Miscellaneous

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor
Characteristics Honesty Success

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
America Golf Government People Sports Taxes

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults

He called Bill Smith a liar

Epitaphs