Keyword: Listening

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

A good listener is a good talker with a sore throat.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist

You sit there and you talk about yourself for an hour straight, and the other person listens to everything you say; it's like I'm the guy on a date.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

If you lend someone an ear, don’t expect to be repaid with interest.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Listen or your tongue will keep you deaf.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient; it may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

fictional character from the book series by A. A. Milne

Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.

(1955 – ) American actor, musician & playwright

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

No man ever listened himself out of a job.

(1872 – 1933) 30th U.S. president

Tonight I’m going to listen with my ears.

(1899 – 1985) Hungarian-born conductor & violinist

When you talk to him, he looks at you and grins and grins and nods and nods and appears to be the world's best listener, until you realize he is not listening at all.

(1933 – ) television & radio host

<a href=””><img border=”0″ alt=”Help children living with autism with one click. The Autism Site” src=””></img></a>

<div style=”height:15px;”></div>