Keyword: Lost

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house; well, I was lost but now I live here – I have severely improved my predicament!

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

The possibility of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says "you can't miss it."

Lost as a goose in a snowstorm

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.


I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him.

(1956 – ) American comedian

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

If you find yourself lost in the woods, f**k it, build a house; “Well, I was lost but now I live here!”

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author













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