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Middle age
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Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bennett Cerf
(1898 – 1971) American humorist
Age
Appearance
Middle age
Middle age is that perplexing time of life when we hear two voices calling us, one saying, "Why not?" and the other, "Why bother?"
Sydney J. Harris
(1917 –1986) American journalist
Age
Middle age
Middle-age is the time of life, that a man first notices – in his wife.
Richard Armour
(1906 – 1989) American poet & author
Age
Marriage
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Middle age
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush the net.
Franklin Adams
(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Age
Middle age
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else… and usually is.
Ogden Nash
(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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People
Middle age
Reminds
Middle age is when we can do just as much as ever – but would rather not.
Anonymous
Age
Middle age
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