Keyword: Name

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Memory

When they were naming the animals somebody got lazy… whats he doing?… eating ants… DONE!

(1973 – ) American comedian
Animals Language

Well, my name is Jim… but people call me… Jim.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

I was once paged at JFK airport as “Mr. No One.”

(1947 – ) English singer & songwriter
People Self

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes Problems

I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said “if you need anything, I’m Jill”… I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Situations

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

Margaret Addams: What.
Debbie Jellinsky: Oh, I didn’t say anything.
Margaret Addams: No, that’s the baby’s nickname, What … from the obstetrician.

(1941 – ) American actress
Children TV/Movie Quotes

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was ‘Always.’

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Characteristics Relationships Situations

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate’s name.

(1967 – 2007) American model
People Self

I love my name: Paris is my favorite city, and Paris without the ‘P’ is “heiress.”

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
Misspokements People Self

A signature always reveals a man's character – and sometimes even his name.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Characteristics People

My name is Fin, which means it's very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious.

comedian
People Self