Keyword: Name

When they were naming the animals somebody got lazy… whats he doing?… eating ants… DONE!

(1973 – ) American comedian
Animals Language

I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said “if you need anything, I’m Jill”… I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Situations

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Mistakes Problems

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

My name is Fin, which means it's very hard for me to end emails without sounding pretentious.

comedian
People Self

Well, my name is Jim… but people call me… Jim.

(1933 – ) American comic actor, director, screenwriter & author
TV/Movie Quotes

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate’s name.

(1967 – 2007) American model
People Self

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Memory

I love my name: Paris is my favorite city, and Paris without the ‘P’ is “heiress.”

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model
Misspokements People Self

Margaret Addams: What.
Debbie Jellinsky: Oh, I didn’t say anything.
Margaret Addams: No, that’s the baby’s nickname, What … from the obstetrician.

(1941 – ) American actress
Children TV/Movie Quotes

A signature always reveals a man's character – and sometimes even his name.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Characteristics People

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was ‘Always.’

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Characteristics Relationships Situations

I was once paged at JFK airport as “Mr. No One.”

(1947 – ) English singer & songwriter
People Self