Keyword: Neighbors

Love thy neighbor… and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Health consists of having the same diseases as one’s neighbors.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Neighbors: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument.

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood.

(1867 – 1952) American actress

The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.

Love thy neighbor… but don't pull down your hedge.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

The only people who listen to both sides of a family quarrel are the next-door neighbors.

Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician

These days, the problem with many neighborhoods is that there're more hoods than neighbors!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

Neighbors: People who live near you, who are never around when you need to borrow power tools or jumper cables, but who are everywhere when you are having a heated argument with your spouse.

Neighbors: The strangers who live next door.

Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.

Thou shalt not covet they neighbor's wife unless she's a beauty.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

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