Keyword: Nose

I'm Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Appearance People

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Appearance Body Language

It's hard having a big nose… all my pullover shirts have stretch marks.

comedian
Appearance Body

Are you eating a tomato or is that your nose?

ventriloquist dummy of Edgar Bergen (1903 – 1978)
TV/Movie Quotes

Baroness Summerskill: Mr Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose?
Cooper: Well, madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours?

English boxing champion
Appearance Boxing Insults Sports

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Emotions Food/Drink Laughter

A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Animals Appearance Situations Things

His nose is so big… he could smoke a cigar in the shower.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

A plastic surgeon's office the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Body Situations

I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.

American basketball player
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

Calling Durante's nose large is like calling Jack Benny "thrifty."

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
Appearance Language

His nose is so big… he has to lift it to eat.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

Keep your eye to the grindstone.

Malaprops