Keyword: Optimist

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Optimist: Someone who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way.

Optimist: A middle-aged man who believes that the cleaners have been shrinking the waistband of his pants.

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.

(1890 – 1973) English writer & critic

An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Optimist: An anti-skeptic.

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist.

You're like the pessimist, who looks at his pants and thinks they're half empty. You should be more like the optometrist, who looks through his glasses and thinks they're half full.

(1971 – ) American actress

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