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It’s hotter than a goat’s ass in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
It's cold enough to hang meat in here.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
He’s got a tough row to hoe
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Circumstances
Got a hard job ahead
Other expressions
He's got both feet in the trough.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of someone eating vigorously
She came down the road like a Tennessee Walker.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She had legs up to her armpits and was proud of 'em
Strutted
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Pore mouthin’
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Someone pleading poverty when he’s got money
This ain't my first rodeo.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Experience
I've been around awhile
I’ve done this before
Other expressions
Her tongue was tied in the middle and loose at both ends.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About someone who talks too much
Other expressions
Grace the table.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Say the blessing or grace before the meal
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
Other expressions
Trouble
Let me hug your neck.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Knee high to a grasshopper
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve known you since you were knee high to a grasshopper.
Other expressions
Size
Small
It's hotter than a ginger mill in Hell.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t care if I do.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An acceptance
Other expressions
Sight for sore eyes
Expression
Miscellaneous
Nice to see you!. A welcome sight
Other expressions
Madder than’ a wampus cat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very angry
I’ve been to two goat ropin’s and a county fair and I ain’t seen nothin’ like this.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
An exclamation of wonderment
Other expressions
Will ya take on wood?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Will you have a drink with me?
That's like putting a side saddle on a boar hog!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A useless endeavor
Other expressions
You're wasting your time
If his brains were dynamite, he couldn’t blow his nose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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