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I’m on it like cheese on grits!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I'll get right to it
I'm taking care of it
Other expressions
So ugly he could snag lightning
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Don’t let yer eyes overload yer belly.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
She is pretty as a pumpkin and about half as smart.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Attractive
Other expressions
Doesn’t know shit from Shinola
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Describing someone who lacks knowledge intelligence and general good sense
Other expressions
Shinola was an old brand of shoe polish
You’d walk her down the front row of a revival meeting.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Proud to be seen with
… took a long dip in the ugly pond
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Held his hind leg
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Was best man at his wedding
A face like a cobbler’s thumb
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
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Colder than a stepmother’s kiss
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Livin’ high on the hawg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Doing well
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She wouldn’t say shit if she had a mouthful.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
Prim and proper
Pass some words
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A quarrel
A spat
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Trouble
I was born on a Friday, but not last Friday.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I wasn't born yesterday
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Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
It’s raining cats and dogs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
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Rain
Makes my butt wanna grind corn!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Is really angry
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It'd be quicker to train kudzu.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Not easily instructed
Other expressions
The fly in the ointment.
Expression
Miscellaneous
A small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole thing.
Other expressions
He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Running
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