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The water was higher than a cat’s back.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Stomping grounds
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Familiar territory
Other expressions
Nervous as a cow with a bucktooth calf.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Nervous
Other expressions
That possum's on the stump.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Good
Other expressions
That's about as good as it gets
I feel like a lost ball in a high weed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being lost
Confusion
Other expressions
That kid could break an anvil.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Destruction
Other expressions
To have treed the coon
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To have found the quarry or what we were looking for
He won’t hit a lick at a snake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
He’s too lazy
Other expressions
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
She’s about a half a bubble off plumb.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
(not quite right)
Other expressions
I feel fatter than a possum stuck in a fence hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A full stomach
Other expressions
You couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Bad shot
Have poor aim
Other expressions
If I tell you that rooster dips snuff, you better check under his wing for the can.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Believe what I say
Other expressions
Plum tuckered
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Exhausted
Other expressions
Tired
I don’t pay him no nevermind.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t pay attention to
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Scripted down
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Recorded in writing
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Granny Scrooch
Country definition
Miscellaneous
Like a female boogey man
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He don’t use his kindlin’ to get a fire started.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About a man of few words
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Like getting an ox out of the ditch
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About impossible
Other expressions
Very difficult
Useful as a broken leg.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
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