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Leanin' on the shovel
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taking a break
You don’t have to have a long neck to be a goose.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
You don’t have to LOOK stupid to be stupid
Don't sneeze behind a skittish horse.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
I’m touching cotton.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
I’ve got to use the bathroom badly
Other expressions
You're diggin’ your own grave.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rough as a cob
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Abrasive
Course
Other expressions
Rough
He's gotta whole head full of simple.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Natural enough to eat pie
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said of a realistic portrait
Meaner than a stripe-ed snake
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Mean
Other expressions
Rest your features
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Hush
Other expressions
Shut up
You’re acting crazier than a sprayed roach!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Behavior
Crazy
Other expressions
… as clumsy as a blind dog in a meat house.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsiness
Other expressions
I've had an apple out of that bag.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't wish to re- experience something
I ’ve done that before
Other expressions
Dead as 4 o’clock
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Quiet
He’s shorter than a mouse hole.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Height
Other expressions
Shortness
Treated him like a red-headed stepchild.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Treat poorly
Treated worse than other children in the family
He bought a pig in a poke.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Cheated
Got swindled
Other expressions
Poke=sack
I’ll cloud up and rain all over you.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A threat
Other expressions
Don’t go off with your pistol half cocked.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don't get mad unless you have all the facts
Other expressions
It’s raining like pouring piss out of a boot.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Rainbow
Said when it was raining hard
Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes
Country expression
Miscellaneous
One’s best clothes
Other expressions
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