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Prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Don’t jus’ stand there with yer fanger in yer mouth!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t stand there looking dumb and doing nothing
Other expressions
Useless as tits on a boar hog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A reference to a bad worker
Other expressions
Go off half-cocked
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Have only half the facts
Other expressions
Speak or act impulsively or prematurely
I think I’m tryin’to get sick.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
About to get ill
Feel poorly
Other expressions
It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Temperature
Deader than a door nail
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Meaner 'n a rattlesnake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Creaking doors hang the longest.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Frail folk often outlast the younger and fitter
Other expressions
A close chewer and a tight spitter.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Taste
He could fall down walkin’ from the house to the barn.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Clumsy
Other expressions
Well, knock me down and call me 'Shorty'!
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun come up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotistical
Full of himself
Other expressions
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Egotism
Other expressions
Self-important
Prettier than a blue-nosed mule.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Pretty
Sittin’ in the catbird seat
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Being in a good situation
Other expressions
Sitting pretty
To beat the band
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Quickly
He's busier than a cat with two tails.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Very busy
Well, shut my mouth.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Shocked and speechless
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