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Other expressions
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Does a snake have hips?
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Obviously no
Of course not
Other expressions
Like a rooster in an empty henhouse
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
More than plenty
Country expression
Miscellaneous
A bountiful meal
More than enough to eat
Other expressions
Give down the country.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Give someone a piece of your mind
Other expressions
I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention.
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Faster than a scalded dog
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fast
Other expressions
Speed
Broke out with money
Country expression
Miscellaneous
HIs money shows
It’s obvious he’s got money
Other expressions
Get the short end of the stick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To come off worst in a bargain or contest
Treated wrong
You can’t measure a snake till ti’t stretched out dead.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t get ahead of yourself
Don’t jump to conclusions
Other expressions
He wants the earth and the moon with two strands of bob wire around it – and it white washed.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Greed
Never satisfied
Other expressions
Within a peg
Country definition
Miscellaneous
‘He was within a peg of dying’
Close to
Nearly
Other expressions
Like an old hen with one chick
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Fussy
Other expressions
Proud
Don't get your cows runnin.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
It's not that big of a problem
Other expressions
If she gets to heaven she'll ask to see the upstairs.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
There's no pleasing her.
Empty as a winter rain barrel.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Empty
Other expressions
He looks like he stepped out of a bandbox.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
To appear very neat and fashionable
Don't worry 'bout the mule son, just load the wagon.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Don’t worry about things you can’t control just do your part
Other expressions
You couldn’t catch a catfish in a coffee cup.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Colder than a well digger's ass
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
About as useful as gooseshit on a pumphandle
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Useless
You're a dime holdin’ up a dollar.
Country expression
Miscellaneous
Other expressions
Said when someone is stopping you from getting something done
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