Keyword: Outside a church

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Need directions? – God

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.