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Oxymorons
Color television! Bah, I won’t believe it until I see it in black and white.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Television
Oxymorons
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Communication
Exaggerations
Oxymorons
Perspective is in the eye of the beholder.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Oxymorons
Perspective
A little pain never hurt anyone.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Oxymorons
Pain
Coffee isn’t my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Food/Drink
Misspokements
Coffee
Oxymorons
Getting cut in the face is a pain in the butt.
Theo Fleury
Canadian hockey player
Hockey
Misspokements
Sports
Oxymorons
The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Apathy
Oxymorons
I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Ambiguity
Oxymorons
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Entertainment
Film
Misspokements
Comedy
Oxymorons
Modern dancing is old fashioned.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Dance
Misspokements
Oxymorons
He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.
Anonymous
Beliefs
Opinion
Oxymorons
Reputation
Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Conspicuousness
Oxymorons
On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Indecision
Oxymorons
Prejudiced people are all alike.
Anonymous
Characteristics
People
Oxymorons
Prejudice
I have my doubts about disbelief.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Doubt
Oxymorons
I'm proud of my humility.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Humility
Oxymorons
Pride
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
The scene is dull; tell him to put more life into his dying.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Acting
Entertainment
Misspokements
Oxymorons
If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Accidents
Problems
Oxymorons
I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Reviews/Criticism
Oxymorons
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