Keyword: Pornography

Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.


Sex

I reckon porn gives kids an unrealistic idea of what it’s like to be a plumber.


Sex

I watching a weird porn the other day; it was just a fat man crying and wanking at the same time…. then realized I hadn't turned the TV on.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
People Self Sex

One time, my own father caught me watching a porno movie… the one thing you don’t want to hear in that situation is, ‘Son, move over.’

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Entertainment Family Fathers Sex

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille; I used to rub the dirty parts.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
TV/Movie Quotes

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

(1940 – ) pornographic actress & publisher
Sex

There’s nothing but porn on TV these days. I tell you, it makes me so angry, I sit on the end of my bed and shake my fist at it.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Entertainment Television

… it was a Jewish porno film… one minute of sex and nine minutes of guilt.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Characteristics People

The couple next door have just made a sex tape… obviously, they don’t know that yet.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Sex

Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults

Book Titles

Porn for New Moms

Book Titles

… my eyes was lookin' at hard pore cornography.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops

Pornography is literature designed to be read with one hand.

(1940 – 2007) British journalist, art critic & author
Communication Sex

I got a German porno movie… which has subtitles, which is great 'cause, otherwise, I would have had no idea what was going on.

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Entertainment Film Sex

Marie: Who keeps pornography for twenty-nine years?

Frank: Anyone married to you.

(1935 – 2006) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes