Keyword: Prayer

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
TV/Movie Quotes

Wisdom and strength, and my family, is what I'd like for you to pray for.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Beliefs Sex

Sin now – pray later.

Murphy’s Laws

We don’t pray after a game… that’s too late.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach
Basketball Sports

Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.

(1858 – 1932) American physicist, physician & humorist
Government Politicians

Prayer must never be answered: if it is, it ceases to be prayer and becomes correspondence.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Beliefs Communication

All those football coaches who hold dressing-room prayers before a game should be forced to attend church once a week.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Beliefs Sports

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.

Education School

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Education Religion School

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night; on Sunday pray for crop failure.

Sex

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in presidents; those are prayer and fishing.

(1929 – 1933) 31st U.S. president, humanitarian
America Characteristics Situations

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer
Beliefs God

I've found that prayers work best when you have big players.

(1888 – 1931) American football player & coach
Beliefs Football Sports

Why should I talk to you?… I've just been talking to your boss.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Beliefs Communication Death God

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

(1939 – ) comedian, actress, writer & producer
Beliefs Communication God Health Speech