Keyword: Quiet

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in peace and quiet.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

What the hell is a ‘time out;” when I was growing up, we had black outs.

(1962 – ) American actor & comedian

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

It was all still and Sunday-like.

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

Quieter than a graveyard

Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.

American author

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

Quiet: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

Dead as 4 o’clock

I had an MRI, where they put you in tube [for] 45 minutes, and I actually enjoyed the privacy.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor