Keyword: Quiet

Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in peace and quiet.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

Quiet: A state of household serenity which occurs before the birth of the first child and occurs again after the last child has left for college.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

What the hell is a ‘time out;” when I was growing up, we had black outs.

(1962 – ) American actor & comedian

I had an MRI, where they put you in tube [for] 45 minutes, and I actually enjoyed the privacy.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor

It was all still and Sunday-like.

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.

(1882 – 1961) politician

Either I’ve been missing something or nothing has been going on.

American author

Quieter than a graveyard

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

Ain’t ya never heard silence is gold?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

I want you all to synchronize your tongues to silence.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Dead as 4 o’clock

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