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Oscar [of the Academy Awards] is 80 this year, which makes him now automatically the frontrunner for the Republican nomination.
Jon Stewart
(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian
Elections/Voting
Government
Academy Awards
Republicans
It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.
Jim Hightower
(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Elections/Voting
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Democrats
Republicans
Latins for Republicans… it’s like roaches for >Raid.
John Leguizamo
(1964 – ) Colombian-American actor, producer, playwright & screenwriter
Government
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Republicans
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.
Alben W. Barkley
(1877 – 1956) U.S. vice president & politician
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Republicans
The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
Mark Russell
(1932 – ) American political satirist & comedian
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Republicans
When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.
Frank Zappa
(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
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Republicans
When I was a Republican, Saddam Hussein was our ally, George Bush owned a mediocre baseball team, Enron was a respected energy company and Michael Jackson was still black.
Arianna Huffington
(1950 – ) Greek American author, columnist & website co-founder
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I am not part of the problem, I am a Republican.
Dan Quayle
(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
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