Keyword: Retirement

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

Retire? … I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

It's better to retire too soon than too late.

The day I got a hit off Sandy Koufax was when he knew it was all over.

(1934 – 2010) American baseball manager

You always say 'I'll quit when I start to slide,' and then one morning you wake up and realize you done slid.

(1921 – 1989) American boxing champion

Retirement: The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house.

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

Sugar Ray Leonard's retirements last about as long as Elizabeth Taylor's marriages.

professional boxing promoter

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous; when I was sixty-five, I still had pimples.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

When a letter simply addressed to "Duffy the Dope" was delivered to me, I knew it was time to retire.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach