Keyword: Rugby

Everybody knows that I have been pumping Martin Leslie for a couple of seasons now.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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Spencer’s running across field calling out, ‘Come inside me, come inside me.’

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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All we need is a little bit of luck and we could explode.

British rugby coach
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We’ve lost our last eight matches. The only team that we have beaten is Western Samoa. It’s a good job we didn’t play the whole of Samoa!

Welsh rugby player
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The relationship between the Welsh and English is based on trust and understanding. They don’t trust us and we don’t understand them.

Rugby union secretary
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The main difference between playing League and Union is that now I get my hangovers on Monday instead of Sunday.

Alcohol Food/Drink Sports

The side has been held together by needles and sticking plaster.

Rugby coach
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I don’t like this new law, because your first instinct when you see a man on the ground is to go down on him.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Rugby is a game for the mentally deficient… that is why it was invented by the British. Who else but an Englishman could invent an oval ball?

(1937 – 1995) English satirist, writer & comedian
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In my time, I've had my knee out, broken my collarbone, had my nose smashed, a rib broken, lost a few teeth, and ricked my back; but as soon as I get a bit of bad luck I'm going to quit the game.

Sports

Rugby is a beastly game played by gentlemen; soccer is a gentlemen's game played by beasts; football is a beastly game played by beasts.

Football Sports

You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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It will now have to be called the Calcutta Shield.

Sports

Grandmother or tails, sir?

Sports

I thought I would have a quiet pint … and about 17 noisy ones.

British rugby player
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He’s looking for some meaningful penetration into the backline.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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It’s not Terry Holmes that Bradford needs – it’s Sherlock.

Rugby coach
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There’s nothing that a tight forward likes more than a loosie right up his backside.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.

Papua New Guinean rugby player
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I can tell you it’s a magnificent sensation when the gap opens up like that and you just burst right through.

New Zealand rugby player & commentator
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