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The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

Hal Higdon

American author & runner

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

Steve Ovett

English distance runner

Sports About a race Running

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

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Miscellaneous Other expressions Running

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running Track

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

John Elway

American football player

Football Sports Running Speed

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

Bob Newhart

(1929 – ) American comedian & comic actor

Activities Age Old Running

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

Jordan Brookes

comedian

Activities Sports Running

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

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Misspokements Sports Running

Big balls count.

Craig Mottram

Australian runner

Sports Running When asked how he can run so fast

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

John Walker

New Zealand runner

Sports Running

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Lynn Swann

American football player

Football Sports Running

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

Esa Tikkanen

Finnish marathon runner

Places Sports Finland Running

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Kip Lagat

Kenyan distance runner

Sports Running When asked why Kenya produces so many great runners

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

Roger Bannister

(1929 – ) English middle-distance athlete, physician & academic

Sports Running

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

Paddy Lennox

comedian

Activities Exercise Marathon Running

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

Steve Owen

professional football player & coach

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Keyword: Running

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

I went through a stage of feeling awful to one of feeling terrible. Once I started to feel terrible I was OK.

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

I normally run the 40-yard dash in 4.9, but when a 280-pound guy is chasing me, I run it in 4.6.

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

I still feel 30, except when I try to run.

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

She’s not [runner] Ben Johnson… but then, who is.

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

Big balls count.

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Doctors and scientists said breaking the four-minute mile was impossible, that one would die in the attempt; thus, when I got up from the track after collapsing at the finish line, I figured I was dead.

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.