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The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

Hal Higdon

American author & runner

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

Wayne Federman

(1959 – ) American comedian, comedy writer, actor & author

Exercise Places Sports Running South Bronx

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

Wendy Liebman

(1961 – ) American stand-up comedian

Activities Exercise Food/Drink Ice cream Running

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

Steve Owen

professional football player & coach

Age Football Memory Sports Running

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

Esa Tikkanen

Finnish marathon runner

Places Sports Finland Running

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

Leroy 'Satchel' Paige

American baseball player

Baseball Sports 'Cool Papa' Bell Running

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

Jordan Brookes

comedian

Activities Sports Running

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions Running

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running Track

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

John Walker

New Zealand runner

Sports Running

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

David Coleman

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

Colemanballs Misspokements Sports Running

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Kip Lagat

Kenyan distance runner

Sports Running When asked why Kenya produces so many great runners

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Lynn Swann

American football player

Football Sports Running

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

IRN news

Misspokements Sports Running

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

Paddy Lennox

comedian

Activities Exercise Marathon Running

I’ll have a cup of tea.

Noah Ngeny

Kenyan runner

Sports Celebration Olympics Running

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Keyword: Running

The difference between the mile and the marathon is the difference between burning your fingers with a match and being slowly roasted over hot coals.

At 19 miles, when most runners run out of steam and you hit what they call ‘the wall,’ is the exact moment you cross into the South Bronx; so here, they combine running and fleeing.

I go running when I have to – like when the ice cream truck is going 60, or I need a lift to the bakery.

The older you get, the faster you ran as a kid.

One reason that Finland produces such great runners is that back home it costs $2.40 for gas.

James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.

He opened his legs and showed us what he’s got.

Dave Wottle has completely misjudged this race… and here comes Wottle!

I was thinking of running a marathon, but I think it might be too difficult getting all the roads closed and providing enough water for everyone.

He ran like his feet were on fire and his ass was catchin'.

We estimate, and this isn’t an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.

And the line-up for the final of the Women’s 400 meters hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.

Her time is about 4.33, which she’s capable of.

Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people.

There is no secret to running – run hard, have a beer, have a pizza. We make it too complicated.

That's the fastest time ever run – but it's not as fast as the world record.

It's the road signs, "Beware of lions.”

Distance running to a professional athlete in my day was five laps around the field. And you stopped each lap to take your pulse.

Not a good night for Zola Budd. She died on the last lap and finished fourth.

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg… I thought: ‘This could be interesting.’

I’ll have a cup of tea.