Keyword: Smiling

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Sports

If a man smiles all the time he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Time Work

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Activities

If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Government Law Marriage Wives

Grinning like the butcher's dog

Expressions

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Government Law Lawyers

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Appearance

He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.

Miscellaneous

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time

He was grinnin' like a possum eatin' briars.

Miscellaneous

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Appearance Expressions

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Appearance Emotions Expressions Happiness

A laugh is a smile that bursts.

(1949 – ) English nurse
Emotions Happiness Laughter

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

He was grinning like a butchers dog.

Emotions Expressions Happiness

His smile is like the silver fittings on a coffin.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Insults