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Every car has a lot of speed in it. The trick is getting the speed out of it.

A.J. Foyt

American auto racer

Faster than a scalded dog

Country expression

Miscellaneous Fast Other expressions Speed

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Nader's Law

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work Civil servants Quality Speed

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

Reece's Second Law

Activities Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Speed

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Runyon's Second Law

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports Betting Speed Strength

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Dave Barry

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Auto racing Sports Speed

I play the harmonica, but only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Autos Music Things Harmonica Speed Window

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?

Demetri Martin

(1973 – ) American comedian

Animals Science/Weather Speed Zebras

At 180 mph, when your front wheel wants to play pogo stick, you don't do nothing. You don't sneeze, you don't hiccup, you don't even breathe. All you do is point it and hang on.

Kenny Roberts

American motorcycle racer

Auto racing Sports Speed

Slow as an iron toad

Country expression

Miscellaneous Other expressions Slow Speed

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Slick's First Law of the Universe

Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Things Bad check Speed

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

Anonymous

Science/Weather Situations Lost Speed

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

Steven Wright

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Science/Weather Dark Speed

One of the greatest unsolved riddles of restaurant eating is that the customer usually gets faster service when the restaurant is crowded than when it is half empty; it seems that the less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.

Harris's Restaurant Paradox

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Crowds Restaurants Riddles Speed

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

Grosch's Law

Computers Money Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Situations Things Speed

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.

Paul F. Crickmore

Science/Weather Lost Speed

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Keyword: Speed (Page 2)

Every car has a lot of speed in it. The trick is getting the speed out of it.

Faster than a scalded dog

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong – but that’s the way to bet.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

I play the harmonica, but only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks grey?

At 180 mph, when your front wheel wants to play pogo stick, you don't do nothing. You don't sneeze, you don't hiccup, you don't even breathe. All you do is point it and hang on.

Slow as an iron toad

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

Going fast while you are lost won't help a bit.

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

One of the greatest unsolved riddles of restaurant eating is that the customer usually gets faster service when the restaurant is crowded than when it is half empty; it seems that the less the staff has to do, the slower they do it.

Computing power increases as the square of the cost; if you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times slower.

You’ve never been lost until you’ve been lost at Mach 3.