Keyword: Taste

It’s so good, it makes you want to slap your momma!

The vet says the dog will not lick the salve because the salve tastes bad to the dog… hello?… he's already licking his ass.

(1960 – ) American comedian

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Sweet and sour

Never criticize Americans… they have the best taste that money can buy.

(1941 – 2008) British journalist, musician &broadcaster

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste; when I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Nyquil comes in two colors, red and green, and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like red and green.

(1948 – ) stand-up comedian, actor, author & playwright

Taste: (female Interpretation): Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good;   (male Interpretation): Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

If it tastes good, you can't have it; if it tastes awful, you'd better clean your plate.

Them dumplin's are so good, they'll make you want to slap your momma!

That’s the worst taste I’ve had in my mouth with the lights on!

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.