Keyword: Technology

The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology; until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
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No other country would use their technology to invent a fat substitute that when you put it on potato chips causes involuntary loose stools.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Murphy’s Laws

Established technology tends to persist in spite of new technology.

Murphy’s Laws

Technology: The knack of so arranging the world that we need not experience it.

(1911 – 1991) Swiss playwright & novelist
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Wireless cable

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If you can’t navigate a one-level, five-item phone tree, you didn’t need a computer anyway.

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There's no place like home.com!

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The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.

(1937 – ) English painter, printmaker, stage designer & photographer
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Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

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Old technology

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At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic
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For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3.

(1943 – 2004) author & psychologist
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I.T.: Customer Support without the common sense.

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Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
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Primitive technology

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