Keyword: Tennis

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player

Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


My potential speaks for itself.

professional tennis player

It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player

I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player

The only thing I've noticed is that when I come into the locker room, they all bow.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

I’m trying to kick your ass… in a nice way.

American professional tennis player

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster

The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.

Croatian professional tennis player

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
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