Keyword: Tennis

Grass is for cows.

Czech tennis player

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster

She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

I don’t know that my behavior has improved all that much with age; they just found someone worse.

American professional tennis player

That's one of the best sets I've seen him play[Tomas Zib] – although I should preface that by saying I haven't seen him play before

American professional tennis player

I’m a professor in the school of how to break the racket.

Croatian professional tennis player

They should send Borg away to another planet. We play tennis. He plays something else.

Romanian professional tennis player

A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player

I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player

It’s difficult to play against a man… I mean Martina. She scares you with those big muscles.

Czech professional tennis player

It’s a lot harder than tennis. If I make a mistake, it’s like 0-15. In boxing, you let your head down once and you’re in the hospital.

American professional tennis player

The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player

If you believe that [Anna Kournikova's claim that she is a virgin], I've never questioned a call in my life.

American professional tennis player

Years ago we discovered the exact point of middle age; it occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster

Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

He’s got the balls and when he’s holding them he controls the tempo.

American professional tennis player
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