Keyword: Tennis (Page 2)

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub.


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The Gullikson twins here; an interesting pair… both from Wisconsin.

Tennis commentator
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Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch.

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She literally wiped the court with her opponent.

Misspokements Sports

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Headlines Sports

I know being a linesman is a thankless job, especially with guys like me around.

American professional tennis player
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A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event.

American comedian
Dating Relationships Sports

All gong and no dinner… we just wish Anna would finally win something aside from hearts.

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His left wrist is so strong that he’d knock his own teeth out if he didn’t brush them right-handed.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
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I’m glad you’re doing this story on us and not on the WNBA; we’re so much prettier than all the other women in sports.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.

American tennis player, instructor & broadcaster
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I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
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A mediocre player will sink to the level of his or her opposition.

Games Murphy’s Laws Sports

These ball boys are marvellous; you don’t even notice them; there’s a left-handed one over there that I noticed earlier.

Tennis commentator
Misspokements Sports

My uncle always described an unforced error as his first marriage.

American journalist & tennis broadcaster
Marriage Sports

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I’ll never be as good as a wall.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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It’s a nice bonus but, you know, I have to pay taxes too.

professional tennis player
Misspokements Sports

Tennis is like marrying for money; ‘love’ means nothing.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Emotions Love Marriage Sports

Mixed doubles are always starting divorces. If you play with your wife, you fight with her. If you play with somebody else, she fights with you.

American professional tennis player
Marriage Sports

I’m trying to be a good guy, and I’m not that good a guy.

American professional tennis player
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Give Chris a finger like I did and she’ll take the whole hand.

German professional tennis player
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