Keyword: Transportation

Bus schedules are arranged so your bus will arrive at the transfer point precisely one minute after the connecting bus has left.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

If you start walking, the bus will come when you are precisely halfway between stops.

Murphy’s Laws

A bus will arrive only when the would-be rider has walked to a point so close to the destination that it is no longer worthwhile to board the bus.

Murphy’s Laws

The amount of time you have to wait for a bus is directly proportional to the inclemency of the weather.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

Bus: A vehicle that runs faster when you run after it and runs slowly when you are inside it.

Definitions Driving

Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus. All others are out of service or full.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Bus: A vehicle that has empty seats when going in the opposite direction.

Definitions

Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.

Children Murphy’s Laws Time

A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

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Autos Children Family Mothers

All buses heading in the opposite direction drive off the face of the earth and never return.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

The bus that left the stop just before you got there is your bus.

Murphy’s Laws