Keyword: Weight

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased to love.

(1715 – 1747) French writer & moralist

I wouldn’t change anything but I could do with sharing my bottom and thighs with at least two other people.

(1949 – ) British media personality & author

1. All bicycles weigh 50 pounds.
2. 30-pound bicycle needs a 20-pound lock and chain.
3. A 40-pound bicycle needs a 10-pound lock and chain.
4. A 50-pound bicycle needs no lock or chain.

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

People ask me how much I weigh. I tell them, 145 pounds, naked; that is, if that scale outside the drugstore is anything to go by.

(1956 – ) American comedian

We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads.

professional basketball player

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

I’ve lost seven pounds this week… or, as my girlfriend calls it, ‘the baby’.

British comedian & emcee

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The distance you have to park from your apartment increases in proportion to the weight of packages you are carrying.