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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.