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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.
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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.
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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.
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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.
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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.
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Confucius say… balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.
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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."
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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.
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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.
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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.
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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.
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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.
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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.
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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.
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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.
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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.
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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.
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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.
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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.
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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.
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