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Reform: To gain or lose weight.

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People have one thing in common: they are all different.

People

Ice Fishing: Winter fishing method in which anglers use a variety of specialized equipment to catch colds.

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God is not dead but alive and working on a much less ambitious project.

Beliefs God

“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

Tom Swifties

We were like two ships sinking in the night.

Malaprops

We're going to get locked into a corner.

Mixed metaphors

There's more than one way to spin a rat.

Malaprops

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar.

Autos Definitions Things

Spilt Milk: Udder waste.

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Parole: A period at the end of a sentence.

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Propaganda: Patriotism as practiced by our enemies.

Communication Definitions

Hit the wall running…

Mixed metaphors

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

Chiropodist: A man who makes money hand over foot.

Definitions Doctors Occupations

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Cookie: A standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat.

Definitions Food/Drink

The early worm is being picked first.

Mixed metaphors

“Yes, we have no bananas,” Tom said fruitlessly.

Tom Swifties

Bald: When one has less hair to comb but more face to wash.

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Motel: A love-inn.

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