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Subject:
Bushisms
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[The Space Shuttle] Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We want people owning their home – we want people owning a businesses.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Economy
Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W. lever; if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not – to uphold the laws of the land.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
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It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Cloning
So thank you for reminding me about the importance of being a good mom and a great volunteer as well.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
This is historic times.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
We're blessed with such values in America; and I… it's… I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Achievements
Bulgaria
Mars is essentially in the same orbit… Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Mars
In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Decisions
We're fixing to go down to Galveston and obviously are going to see a devastated part of this fantastic state.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I want to thank General John Fryer, the Superintendent of Schools here. I thought it was pretty interesting, when I was reading the background of the schools here, I see that you got you a general running the school system.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Fish
And Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
To FEMA director Mike Brown who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his job performance.
Nobody said it was going to be easy, and nobody was right.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Nobody
And finally, Mayor Al is with us, the Mayor of Monroe… Al Cappuccilli is here. Thank you, Mayor, for being with us. You must be filling the potholes… picking up the garbage; that's the way to go.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings; and, folks, this is unacceptable in America.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Borders
In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms
Expectations
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