Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”

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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.

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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.

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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

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The pulpit flowers are in honor of Bill Stocker and in celebration of his 85th birthday. Given by his cell mate of 64 years, Ellie…

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The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.

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Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.

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… fill out a form, enclose a check and (drip) in the collection basket.

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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.

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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.

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Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.

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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.

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My joke is easy and my burden is light.

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