Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"

Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.

Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"

Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.

Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.