Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

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Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.

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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

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Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.

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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.

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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.

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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.

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Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.

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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.

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If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

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Child care provided with reservations.

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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.

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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing Now Thank We All Our God.

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