Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 2)

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.

Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.

The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

Evening massage – 6 pm.

A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.

There will be no Moms who care this week.

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.

The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.

Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.