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Church Bulletins
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Church Bulletins
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”
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(Success)
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Evening massage – 6 pm.
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A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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