Subject: Death » Last words

Last words:

Humorous, ironic, satirical or just plain odd last words

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

American mobster

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories

It must have been the coffee.

(1917 – 1979) Japanese-American actor

Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.

(1955 –2011) business magnate, co-founder & CEO of Apple

On the contrary!

(1828 – 1906) Norwegian playwright, theatre director & poet

I wonder why he shot me.

(1893 – 1935) U.S. governor & senator (Louisiana)

Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

(1798 – 1866) Italian statesman, novelist & painter

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

Never drive at night.

(1834 - 1902) American manufacturer

Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten men while you're fooling about!

(1891 – 1930) American serial killer, arsonist & burglar

Hey, watch this!

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor

Never felt better.

(1911 – 2000) American actor

One last drink, please.

(1846 – 1911) American distiller

All right then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

(1562 – 1635) Spanish playwright & poet

But the peasants… how do the peasants die?

(1828 – 1910) Russian writer

My dear, before you kiss me good-bye, fix your hair. It's a mess.

(1887 – 1974) American playwright, screenwriter, director & actor

Yes… a bullet-proof vest

(1910 – 1960) American robber & convicted murderer

Oh, what's the bloody point?

(1926 – 1988) English comic actor & comedian

Let's be wild tonight.

(1920 – 1939) Finnish actress

Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!

(c.1936 – 1966) American convicted murderer