Subject: Classifieds

Classifieds:

Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

WANTED: 12 volt electric wench, must be reasonable… 24 Hour Service – Animal Control – Joe Sweeney – Removal Of Nuisance Wild Animals • Chimney Caps • Rats & Bats (203) 421-….

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Man, honest. Will take anything.

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If You Had No Idea What To Get Her For Valentine’s Day… Imagine How Overwhelming Arranging Her Funeral Would Be. Give her the perfect gift, make pre-arrangements as a couple with the affordable funeral home. Choose from affordable funeral services or affordable cremations. Compassion is our passion…

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We need a smart or more person to help us with our Company. Posting ##

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COLD-A-SACK SALE on Lorine Ln. 5 family yard sales. Sat. 8-? Follow signs off 467 & Good Luck Rd. – Baby up to plus size clothing, furn., tools, & X-mas.

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FOUND: Large, Obese Goldfish, 11 years old, blind as a bat

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FOR SALE • OLDER CLOTHES DRYER. Works well but needs new home. Will trade for 2 large packages Oreo double stuffed cookies (unopened). Phone…

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ADVERTISING COMPANY NEED one male talent, shooting the back only with our product kitchen stuff, please send your picture. If you are interested…

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Help Wanted – “Must dominate the English language” – Call: (917) 797-….

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FOUND: dirty white dog…looks like a rat…been out awhile…better be reward.

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BOX OF Twinkies, 10 years old, two missing, rest have cream filling sucked out, $5. Call 217-….

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Mother’s Day Gift – FREE SALAMI – Steve’s Deli…

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FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

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Bring a friend, and each of you can receive a facial for the price of one facial.

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Notice: To person or persons who took the large pumpkin on highway 87 near Southridge Storage. Please return the pumpkin and be checked. Pumpkin may be radioactive. All other plants in vicinity are dead.

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Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.

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Mobil Media requires a minimum six-month contract and will be charged a $15 setup fee.

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WANTED: Man to wash dishes and two waitresses.

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Square coffee table 53” Long X 21” Wide with storage, $80. 453-….

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Genuine Imitation Jungle Boots

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24 Hr. Day Care – All Ages – $65 Weekly For Day Shift – Torturing Available. Parents night out on weekends. 983-…

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