Subject: Classifieds

Classifieds:

Usually unintentionally humorous classified ads, personal ads, notices or announcements as they appeared in various printed “Classified Ads” sections.

LOST: Camera with personal pictures from ladies restroom at Lorain County Fair. No questions. Please contact 926-….

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GIRLFRIEND for sale: Body rough, well used, ridden hard. Leaks gas, Needs rear end. High mileage. Can handle big load. Trades for ping pong table. Phone…

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FOR SALE – Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.

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Sick of your: Job-Boss-Paycheck-Life? My Business Is Growing To Fast!!!! [sic] $800-4000/mo. Part-Time work at home – work at the office – just work no age limit – no experience – just cash!!! CALL 504-6367 TODAY

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FREE YOUNG GOAT for butchering or companion animal, call…

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HAMSTERS free. Call Allen’s Mom … HAMSTERS $1.00 each. Call Allen …

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Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

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FROZEN SOFT & GENTLE BATH TISSUE — 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS

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Home Made Portable Toilet. Great for parades $90/ 764-….

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Now you can own the number one car in America for two consecutive years.

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MEATER READERS – Entry Level $16/hr + benefits, Call…

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2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: queen size mattress & box spring – $175.

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I'm just a girl who can't say 'no' (or 'anaesthetist') [sic]. Lisping Rodgers and Hammerstein fan, female lecturer in politics (37) WLTM man to 40 for thome enthanted eveningth.

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Soft & genital bath tissues or facial tissue 89 cents

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For Sale: exercise bike good as new. Please call Mrs. Stout.

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Branford: 895,000 Steps to beach. Set on nearly an acre is this historic colonial w/modern amenities. Call for the special features…

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Lost: Search & Rescue Dog – From 13th and Peoria area. Sunday, May…

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Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

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TO LET: 4 bedroom house close to town. No poets.

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Wanted: dead gentle pony! 941-637-….

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