Subject: Translations

Translations:

Humorous poorly translated text from around the world – as seen on signs, instructions, warnings, descriptions, subtitles, company names, menus and items of apparel.

You've got ivory skin.

Open space mountain bacterium crow chick soup

Mang Donalds

Special for deformed.

Hebrew Orphan Asylum

Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

Invisible service is available for your rest not being disturbed.

Children soup.

Parasite Pals. – Here is the girl with small friends of life present for always. Some irritation she finds with them, but much fun and love is to be shared! – Dig Dig Head Louse is a bossy friend. He is always working with building things. He lives on Holly's head and gives much itching.

Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse

Be smile with How to English!

Dangerous! Don’t Screw Off!

Gluttonous – I am a sweet article size enthusiast. – Moppy

Through years of experience, Doutor Danish is produced from the finest materials to create a happy time on tables.

Please do not inside.

Teppan Yaki – Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.

FLAVONO – Triple Combination Hi Tech chewing gum

Would you like to ride on your own ass?