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Customers giving orders will be swiftly executed.
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In a Hong Kong tailor shop
Dry Fried Ass Meat In Xiang Style
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Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
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On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Feman
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Sign over a women’s restroom
Dork Bowels
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Sign Over a food display in Chinese grocery store
Great Wall Broadbang Network
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A ‘broadband‘ company in China
Please leave your values at the front desk.
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In a Paris hotel elevator
Loh Bak – Halogen Meat
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On a food display in Malaysia
Look after and keepnig properties of implement in the room is: Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow, etc.
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On a list of rules at a guest house in Cambodia
Don’t drink a car under the influence of alcohol!
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In a restaurant in China
Method of Telling Love is Various
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On a t-shirt in Japan
PLEASE WASTE
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Over a trash can in Japan
Toilet – Please Stay in Your Car
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A road sign
Weed bread…
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From a menu in Bolivia
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
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In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Creap Creamy Powder
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Japanese coffee creamer
Cold Hot Drinks
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Sign outside store
Sorry For the Inconvenient
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Sign in the Philippines
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
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Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
English subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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Find the intruder. Capture him if he’s alive. If not, kill him.
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
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