Subject: Signs

Signs:

Humorous signs of all kind – including business names, protest signs, bumper stickers, items of apparel, printed instructions, labels and menus.

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made

NO AMENSTY [sic]

Drain Surgeons

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Invest in an underground condominium.

Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.

Donuts Are Round and Have a Hole in Them

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

You cannot save the world!

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!

Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

Wok-N-Roll

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

Sew What

Hemlock Whippy Dip Ice Cream

Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!

Ask About Our Layaway Plan