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Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
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From a menu in Fort Bragg CA
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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On a septic service truck
BYE
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On a Tombstone
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
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Outside a church
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
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In the grocery store
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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At a motel
Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
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Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
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NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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At an Applebee's restaurant
To expedite your visit please back in.
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On a Proctologist's door
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
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On an electrical tower
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
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Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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On a 7/Eleven door
You Shit It… We Get It
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On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
My way is the highway. – God
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Outside a church
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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On an overhanging sign near an overpass
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
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Posted on a sidewalk tree
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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