Author: Sign

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

BYE

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.

Pool Closed – Fecal Accident

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

To expedite your visit please back in.

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Report: Armstrong Used Rugs

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

You Shit It… We Get It

My way is the highway. – God

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS