Subject: Expressions

Expressions:

Humorous colloquialisms, idioms and expressions containing exaggeration, hyperbole & regional slang from around the country, though particularly from rural America.

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

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Cute as a duck in a hat.

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He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Ornery as an old pine knot

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He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Lies

She looked at me like a cow looking at a new gate.

Appearance Characteristics Expressions Intelligence

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

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It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

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It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

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She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

He is confused as a baby raccoon!

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If you don't want someone to get your goat, don't let them know where it's tied.

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He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People

She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.

Appearance Body Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion