Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

Wound up tighter than an eight-day clock

Expressions

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Expressions

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Happier than a pig in slop

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a chicken.

Children Expressions Family

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

He could sell socks to a rooster.

Communication Expressions