Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Sailor Clings To Buoy for Seventeen Hours

C.I.A. Drafts Covert Plan to Topple Saddam

Creech Airman Beating Victim

Bug Spawns 100 Year Old Babies

Porn Case Has Holes Lawyer Says

£20 To Fight Crime In England And Wales

Officials Say Death By Firing Squad Not That Bad

Jail Guard Probe In Prison Sex

Water Missing In The Middle Of The Sea

St. Ignatius Mounts Cinderella

Bacteria Go Bald And Lose Their Grip

Hunt for Bin Laden – Experts Agree: Al Qaeda Leader is Dead or Alive

Patient With Bad Knee Has Surgery On Healthy Tooth

Fox Offers Mexicans An End To Monologue

Church Plan Upsets Brothel

Pregnant Girls Are Vulnerable To Weight Gain

Bike Cop Finds Man With Crack

Wildcat's Garbage Puzzles County Board

Emotional Trauma May Actually Reduce Brain Size

Lesbian Ex-Nun Witch Hits Bad Spell In N.Y.

Farm Worker Axed Friends to Death, Court Told