Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Hospital Plans Hinge On Roads

Murder Trial Moved To Clinton County to Avoid Impartial Jury

Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

Admits Shooting Husband From Stand, During Trial

Police Pay £20,000 For Dead Parrots

Swedish Jet Hijacked By Bread Roll

Men Get A Lesson On Kerb Crawling

Bachelors Prefer Beauty to Brains in Their Wives

Old Guy Found Wandering at Stadium

Police Work a Lot Safer Than in 1970

Woman Stuck in Tub for 5 Days Suffers Dehydration

Viagra to Raise Sri Lanka Troop Morale

Neighbors Fear Golf Balls

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Police Found Safe Under Bed

One-legged British Crime Boss Jailed After Five Years On the Run

Attack on Rat Mistaken For Chinese

Icelandic Fish Talks

E.T.'s Wife Dragged To Court

If England Are Going To Win This Match, They're Going To Have To Score A Goal

Jury Finds Pope Guilty Of Homicide