Subject: Headlines

Headlines:

Actual headlines as they have appeared in newspapers or other printed publications – though occasionally as subtitles from film or television.

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Family’s Ceiling Leaked Dead Birds

One In Three UK Girls Regret Drunken Sex

Caribbean Islands Drift To Left

Filming In Cemetery Angers Residents

Low Wages Said Key To Poverty

Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In

Taxes Take Longer Because of Complex Forms

Jury Gets Drunk Driving Case Here

Man Hand-Feeds Wild Alligators

Lesbian Youth at High Risk for Pregnancy

Kayaking Is Hard When the Water Is Frozen

Animals Take Over Village That Changed Hands

Half-Clothed Woman In Hot Pink Duct Tape Attacks, Injures 3 Cops

Federer Excited By His Own Form, Eager to Reclaim Top Spot

Y2K Crisis Center: What To Do?

Crematorium Plans Put On Back Burner

Visitors To the Sandspit Are Advised That There Is A Prohibited Area Near the Groin

"Goofy" Confesses To 140 Murders

Dog Accused Of Racism

Threat Disrupts Plan to Meet About Threats