Subject: Expressions

Expressions:

Humorous colloquialisms, idioms and expressions containing exaggeration, hyperbole & regional slang from around the country, though particularly from rural America.

Slicker than a greased eel.

Characteristics Expressions

Grinning like the butcher's dog

Expressions

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Expressions

She has a four-pocket backend.

Appearance Expressions Fat

Ugly as stump full of spiders.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

Ornery as an old pine knot

Expressions

If I was doin’ any better, I’d have ta hire somebody to help me enjoy it!

Emotions Expressions Happiness Life

Everybody and his dog was there.

Expressions People

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

Like socks on a rooster

Expressions

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Animals Expressions Places Situations

He’s so lazy, he’d marry a pregnant woman.

Characteristics Expressions

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer
Auto racing Expressions Sports

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

Much obliged

Expressions

He ain’t got enough sense to poor piss out of a boot.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity